Wednesday

Tonight, while practically sitting on me to "cuddle," she finally shouted "let me love you!" I had to turn away from shame because if she's not embarrassed, someone should be.

Friday

I mean, I wouldn't say this to her face, but she's got her father's eyebrows. Today I saw her pluck out one that was sticking at a 90 degree angle out from her skin. And she dares to mention MY eye boogers!

Thursday

I swear, she listens to so much Bread, I'm surprised she doesn't have a yeast infection.